Stupid holiday if you're a drunk anyway

St. Patrick's day is dumb. He wasn't even irish, he was a british religious nut who drove the snakes (read: pagans) out of ireland.

Danny Boy is a great song. To slit your wrists to.

Do we really need an excuse to drink on a monday? It's monday. It's already the best weekday for drinking. except for tuesday.


green beer. three parts Old Style one part cancer.

We went to the two-way. we stood around.

don't make fun of my shoes.



Stephanie got eloquent.